Of books and bats and sealing wax

A place where Anthony rambles on randomly or just shares observations.

Or nice pics. Laugh and live.

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About Me

Anthony: the early years

Rocketed to earth as the sole survivor of a dying planet, young Anthony was taken in by a loving family who taught him the value of honesty, curiosity and a love of chocolate. He would later learn the yellow sun gave him mysterious powers…

No, wait…

Years ago a cruise liner was found in the middle of the Pacific Ocean completely deserted. The only soul on board was a young baby named Anthony. No-one knows what happened to the crew and passengers…

Actually…

Raised in the wild by a pack of feral Boy Band members, young Anthony was soon exposed to the ways of the sociopath when his herd was killed by the experiment of a mad scientist. Rescued by a band of wandering Gypsies who enjoyed all things erotic…

Um…

The love-child of a couple who were bought together on a desert island after originally going out on a three-hour tour, the family and crew were rescued when an Oceanic flight crashed on the western beach…

Well, let’s get back to the early days later.

The present finds him living on the world’s largest island on the underside of the world where he spends his days looking after &/or teaching kids ranged from 10 months to 21 years old. It’s sometimes hard to work out which kids are more difficult. 

By night he fights crime ensuring his insomnia works toward the common good.

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