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wha….?!?
(via zombieslutfromhell)
In October 2011, Jeffrey Wilschke changed his name.
Last week, he was charged with drug use.
Why is this making headlines around the world?
Because he changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.
The real news story is that it took the cops over 3 months to figure out he uses drugs.
