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(via drunkonlemonade, retrostarwars)
If only I lived in America as a kid, during the 80’s I would have cut up my Marvel comics and sent away for these amazing sea creatures and watched as they came alive before my very eyes. They would have been ALIVE I tell you!
Then I would have trained them (“obey your commands like a pack of friendly trained seals”) to rise up against the bullies at school so I could become king of the world! They would have paid for the taunts they threw at me. Yes, oh yes, if I had only have lived in America, those bastards would have been first against the wall once my army of Sea-Monkeys had taken over the Earth.
Mother and Father would have been so proud of me as I commanded the Sea-Monkeys to do my bidding: ending world hunger and uniting the countries of this pathetic planet into one glorious empire (“What a way to surprise your guests.”)!
C’est la vie.
Further proof that Stephen and I have so much in common it’s scary. I wanted Sea-Monkeys so badly I would have cut up my beloved Star Wars comics…
I have a whole deck of cards similar to this. I must dig them out and scan some in.
